Lordshockwave

36

Male

Bisexual

Virgo

Average

5'8" (1.73m)

140 lbs (64kg)

Blond

Blue

English

White

Trimmed

Come join me in solving the conundrums of this wild and wacky universe - or just masturbate whilst my beard regales you with tales of times past. I cannot say you will like it, but I know for certain that I will!

I am a master of confidence, more ear than human, a listener, a joker, a vibrant fool for when you seek times with a conservationist. A speaker and a receiver. Half human, half heavy metal maniac from the planet Bollock-Head.